#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
Peter Solarz
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
JVL
styofa doing anything
shark vs the universe
PR's Tumblrdome
@theartofmadeline
Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
occasionally subtle
Origami Around
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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@goldstreamers
My 26 yo self: I'm so happy for them, proud that they feel like it's time to share the truth with the world. I hope they feel freer and lighter, and that we can show our support without invading their privacy and we can prove we got better at respecting their boundaries
The 15 yo version of me that's trapped in the basement:
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dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth
Bottle of Ants
do you guys wanna see the cake i just made
what am I saying, of course you do
the mushrooms are made out of egg whites, sugar, vanilla, and cocoa powder! they taste almost exactly like toasted marshmallows
Mushreingues!
im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflƩ
*shakes you a bit while youāre cooling in your pan*
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i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so iāve started leaving a cup of water thatās āmineā (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .
God in the Garden of Eden
Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment
I fully believe the queen is dead and they just donāt wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so theyāre keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.
apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....
I think you're right
Why is today literally Thursday lol
I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away
[Transcript:
Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.
You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.
I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this
You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .
You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support
All done!
End Transcript]
Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.
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In every level including physical Iām the IKEA Gosig RĆ„tta plush toy
hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk thatās covering every goddamn i nch of the Ā kitchen floor
i know a galā¦ā¦sheās on her way
thanks
MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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girls after saying something smart: So yeah
Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:
... If that makes sense?
men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. Iām waiting.
