I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

I mean isn’t this the book Ginch’s origin story?? Why steal Christmas? To stop the noise, noise, NOISE!!!!!

god, same. every day I relate more and more to the Grinch.

Also Grendel

Grendel did nothing wrong!

Some might arguing eating people was taking things a little too far.

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

pretty boy (derogatory)

pretty boy (derogatory (flirtatious))

Snow got me feelin some typa way 😳

That’s hypothermia fam

Damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

give yourself over to absolute pleasure

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

all you bitches have the self confidence of gods to assume you’re gonna wed the queen and not be hunted for sport

tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise 

Is he...you know.... [Spanish dubbed]?