Life as a banana

There is exactly One real gamer in the world.

Felt cute might distance myself from everyone idk

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

SCIENCE!

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.

Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and “thrown back” what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.

This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say ‘no, don’t,’ whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it’s either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it’s really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don’t just do this when it’s our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well. 

Aight I know I’m OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment

Oh no, it hapen again today. Then I reheated the tea in the microwave but that was over an hour ago and I only just remembered it was there, so I must go do that again.

fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had

lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain

Can you make him throw this 🍍

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

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what am i looking at

bad and naughty cows get put into the cow rotator to atone for their sins

the longer I look at this the harder I laugh

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh