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i genuinely feel like im being edged
Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!
Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!
SUCH a good analogy because we have no problem teaching kids a lot about cars. How they work, their anatomy you might say, how they can operate one safely when they are of age.
And no one questions that this is exactly what we need to do in order to have more safe drivers on the road. No one questions that a child could want to know about and even desire how to operate a car someday, even if they are too young to do so now. No one even questions that sometimes kids even drive cars before 18.
But when it comes to sex we all of a sudden lose our goddamn sense because of the notions of people hundreds of years ago who thought witches were why their cows went dry and murdered random women about it.
The thing about doing house and yard work is like. You would think that you could go out and weed until you get tired, and then come in and do something a bit more low-intensity like tile or wood cutting, then have a cup of tea and go back out into the yard. BUT. High intensity works like weeding results in The Tremblies. And you canNOT handle a circular saw when you have The Tremblies. So clearing a patch of the garden lays you up for like an hour at the computer, making multiple typos (because of The Tremblies), so even writing a chapter of your story isn't convenient enough to bother with. Weeds should not have this kind of time commitment outside of the actual weeding.
You would think that a bit of sugar would help with The Tremblies but it does NOT. A bit of sugar helps with The Dizzies. The Tremblies cannot be bargained with, and they cannot be fought. No power tool (except a drill which hardly even counts as a power tool) can be used with The Tremblies, and I have run out of things that need drilling.
Fascinating level of variation in the advice in the comments
every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

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he has no personality, I cannot think of any 3 âinterestsâ less interesting, which would be fine if he wasnât also fucking evil
the post went on to detail how he wants her to lose 40 pounds too (she frames it as being due to his interest in fitness and not the fact he is a loser) and all of the commenters are saying âhey, red flag, code red, all of this is bad, not a single good thing about him, he really sucks and he is making demands/setting expectations that are controlling and ridiculousâ and she is making edit after edit defending him up and down despite being the one to ask the internet their opinion. Iâd never tell anyone to stay quiet about their relationship because that is a surefire way to protect abusers but stop coming online to tell everyone about your evil boyfriend and then express defensiveness and misplaced anger at people giving you advice on an advice forum. just log off if you donât like the advice.
in contrast to another op
admitting you were in the trenches is so powerful
me when I mistype me words
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
âOHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeperâ @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katieâs Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEYâVE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEYâRE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual hereâs a rough approximation of these cookiesâ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96Â @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
ANDÂ
ITâS
ITâS
ITâS NOT AN OPTIONÂ ITâS NOT AN OPTION I CANâT I-
I COULDNâT EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF IâD HAVE TRIEDÂ
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god itâs back
H O W
Iâve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for âMissent to Nepalâ
No one said âhey letâs stop missending things to Nepalâ they just said âletâs make a stamp for thisâ and called it a day.
Iâm gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.Â
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Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still donât have a definite answer because THE REASON it says âno shipping services availableâ is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
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me, stunted 12 year-old whose only representation of trans women had been ace ventura and jokes about shemale prostitutes, "well, i guess when i'm like, 40, and everyone i have any obligation to is dead, i can get a bunch of sex change surgeries and fuck gross men for money. but at least i'll kinda look like a girl."
real transfem representation really could've saved me a solid 15-20 years.
this feels particularly relevant with the global push to chase minors off social media. none of it is about protecting kids, it's about control. it's about cutting off vulnerable, marginalized, young people whose only opportunity to learn more about their own gender and sexuality--and find other people who are like them--is through social media platforms.
queer, particularly trans representation hasn't come all that far in 20 years. maybe there's less blatant transphobia, but there sure as hell isn't any widespread positive representation. we have multiple generations of trans women and men who were only able to explore their identities during adolescence in online spaces. and kids today are being stripped of that.
be wary of any legislation or changes in corporate policy that cites "protecting kids". it's never about protecting anyone, it's about control. there are a lot of parents that'd prefer to keep their kid in the closet 'til it kills them than watch them actually explore their identity.
This is also true for kids with disabilities!
I'm ADHD and have Idiopathic Hypersomnia and no one believed me. I used to fall asleep during class, not do my homework, be on my computer or phone a lot and I was just called lazy, I was "wasting my potential", I was probably secretly awake all night playing games, etc etc. I started having hypersomnia symptoms at 11, when puberty hit, and my mom told me the first time she realised I actually have an issue was when I was 18, when I barely managed to finish my high school diploma and had to take a course in the summer to catch up on the last subject. I left home at I think 7am every morning, got back home at 3pm and would just fall asleep while actively talking to my family about what I was studying. She was between jobs at the time and got to see how utterly exhausted I was even though I slept more than enough, ate well, etc.
EProper access to the internet helped me learn about executive dysfunction and how to handle it even before getting diagnosed and medicated, about what the fuck was wrong with me that made me so tired all the time and what I needed to do once I turned 18 to diagnose it, and finally found an answer at 22. I grew up feeling like I'm the problem, and helpless that things will ever get better. I thought I'll never be able to hold a job and live independently.
And I have autistic friends, friends with fibromyalgia, with Ehlers Danlos syndrome, etc. A lot of friends who just wouldn't know what they experience is real, treatable or diagnosable without the internet. Who wouldn't have a community without the internet.
I know 0 people irl with IH. So many people in my life tell me they experience the same thing and then just talk about being overworked and sleep deprived. The internet gave me hope and a community.

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Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
sure fucking whatever man
isn't that that Tolkien book
where were you man
ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think đ or â€ïž is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise
who thinks đ is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"
Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay
Iâm tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot
I use đin text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less đ
had an entire class of students politely ask me to stop reacting with the đ emoji to every message as it made them uncomfortable. so naturally, i switched to reacting with the đ emoji to every message.
I had a genalpha kid ask me if I was mad at her because I kept using periods at the end of my sentences.
STAHP.

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Hi everybody.
It pains me to inform you all that we have found @transfaguette He unfortunately has passed on. Thank you to everybody who aided us, reposted, and had conversations with us to help find him. I wish I had better news to share.
Heâs at rest now.
Please take care of yourselves and each other. You are loved, you are cared for, you are so much more important than you could ever realize.
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I never met him, but there's something that aches deep down knowing that one of our community is gone. I hope there's something beyond all this for us, so people like him can know real peace.
Just, look, if you're transmasc, nonbinary, transfem, anything; I don't want to lose you, I want you to know happiness here with us. Please, please if you even think of something like this, reach out; to me, to anybody. You are loved. I don't have to already know you to know I love you.
Actually, fuck it, I need to say more for him.
I never met him, I got here after his note, I never got the chance to meet him; but he is the reason I am who I am now.
I saw his note, and it shattered me, and I saw other transmasc people being bullied, and I couldn't just leave it, I can't let this happen again. I can't lose anybody knowing I could have done something. So now I'm fighting, because I could have been there for him, cause I can be there for others like him, because I will never forget I didn't grow fast enough to help.
Through him, through what he inspired me to do, through how he inspired me to grow, I met more transmasc people, as well as nonbinary and xenogender people. Through him, I realized that my gender and identity don't end at femininity, and I've grown as a person because of it, and I'm genuinely a happier and better person because of him.
I owe my identity to him, I owe my current activism to him, and I will damn well never forget him.
I never met him, I never spoke to him, but he changed my life, and I've been hoping beyond all hope that he was still alive so I could tell him that. I'm grateful for him. I'm grateful he lived. I hope there's something, anything, out there for him.
So anybody here, looking at my own profile, remember him with me, and don't forget.
Heâs just a guy (who happens to be a Mutant). Happy Disability Pride Month!
I have decided that he has to concentrate and activate the bite like snake venom because a) thatâs funnier that he still considers himself a useless mutant in the fighting evil category and B) otherwise heâd be put down by Wolverine like that one kid who could burn people alive just by being near them.