Absurd Tendencies

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

I remember it because Starboard has an R in it. (Now, I hear some of you saying “port also has an R in it” to which I say, get your own mnemonic)

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn