You were fantastic and so was I

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

scifi is when there's cubes. the more cubes there are the more scifier it is

Fantasy is when there's orbs. The more orbs there are the more fantasier it is

cosmic horror is when there's polyhedrons. the more polyhedrons, the more maddening it is.

Retro is when there's pixels. Ironically, the FEWER pixels, the more retro it is.

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

He eat

what sort of fucking demon is that

Just a little boy.

Me