Hostility!

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

a good job from a girl with big prouds of you

me and my wife “block button” saw you from across the dash and we absolutely fucking hated your vibe. we never want to see you ever again. goodbye

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

i just got summoned for yuri duty

Found out I have at least 5 extra teeth

Y’all ain’t got nothing on tooths georg