TheRainbowWillow

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This water dog is joyful and whimsical!

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

I like how since money obviously = government, this implies cunt is divine

I’m currently trying to convince my roommate to seek some help about exactly this kind of thing and the biggest battle I’m having is over the idea that they’re delusional and how they can’t be because they’re not a bad person and why would I say that and it’s genuinely very frustrating because I’m not criticizing them I’m saying “I see you struggling and I want to help”

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten