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What the hell is her problem. Looking at me weird like she doesn’t sit in the bathroom while I pee. YOU are weird.

#she is so weird and so so perfect and wonderful #pinning this I just love her so much. her lil expressions…….

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Cool thirst trap can I teach you to actually do your makeup so it doesn’t look like you plopped your head into a cake and called it a day

#.txt #I’m not good at makeup and I don’t want to be #but holy shit. let me Fix You. please #edit helpppooo she’s one of those tgirls who haaaaaaaaate trans guys to the point of kinda coming off as misogynistic and out of touch #there’s normally hating men and there’s YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN VICTIMIZED. BY NAZIS. LIKE ME.#GIRL….. JEWISH MEN??????? FORGET TGUYS LOL WHAT ABOUT THEM?!?#also makes me feel even worse for her bc yes 😭 people making fun of you are transphobic….. but……… there is also a huge problem You can fix #bc like. primer. and a blender brush of any kind. and a lighter hand. PLEASE. FOR YR SKINS SAKE….

I really like that on my planned parenthood mychart page it has my ID’s photo on it. So it’s this slightly chubby girl with orange earrings smiling with Simon still slapped under it. Like fuck yes. If girl era me could see that he’d start crying I think.

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eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

hypokeimena

all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

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my people have found me.

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just got a double whammy of the most annoying comments i get on this post back to back in my notes (1. this is going to give authors anxiety!!! 2. but you CAN get tenure by 35!!!), so everyone say bye bye post for another several months

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post unlocked because i just dnf'd the project hail mary book due to andy weir's 'rocky thinks in base six' inconsistencies.

if rocky thinks and estimates in base six round numbers and then converts to base ten for ryan gosling's sake (established early!! basically one of the first things ryan gosling works out!), then he would not suggest that they jump from 80 to 86 when rounding up for safety, because neither of those are base six round numbers. he would suggest jumping to a safety allowance of 84 (220 in base six) or 90 (230 in base six).

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New shirt that says I AM NOT MOVING OUT OF YOUR WAY, KILL YOURSELF FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT

who keeps requesting nostalgic as hell indie music on Walmart radio. And can we get married.

Why is this republican strategist on npr just lying and the host very clearly caught it too. Or was I just not listening.

#.txt #*unable to disprove your point but knowing from experience it’s bullshit* Alright. thanks for coming on today.

A random ten minutes of the day evaporating into nothing somehow everyday when you have adhd

#like it’s just ten but I feel like episode one of txf right now you just understand #*must

The fact she didn’t answer the phone is actually the terrifying part. Did anyone blink just now and lose 10 minutes.

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Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

Greece isn’t real idiots why do you think I was so shocked and confused when we checked Life360 and saw my nephew is there for some fucking reason

#true story. why the hell is that boy in Greece rn.

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Just saw the stupidest discourse ever so if the phone call goes badly I’ll be tearing these people alive defending a movie I don’t even want to watch ok? That’s my motivation

everymlmhybrid

They aren’t off the hook yet If the phone call BACK to me goes badly I will also kill people online over a director I actually don’t like at all

It went to her voicemail and after I left one I hung up and screamed “oh my god my voice is so GAY” loud as hell. But oh well. We will get a phone call. When. We get. A phone call. And it’ll go normally and fine and good and I’m normal and fine and possibly even good and possibly even a real person despite everyone’s greatest efforts to make me into a little doll that they don’t even play with just keep dusty as fuck in a cabinet

#perhaps my voice can sound less terrible especially my Polite Phone Call Voice with a specific medication….

“Go for it” horoscope you better not let me down bitch if I call and things go badly I’m gonna kill a bunch of wasps to cope

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Okay time to get shot or whatever the fuck. GOD!!!!

#when this is done with I’m gonna either have to run a mile or curl up in a ball under the bed #THIS IS GOINGGGG TO GO BADLY AND I WILL EMBARASS MYSELF AND FEEL WEIRD. THIS IS OKAY. COFFEE AND MUSIC AFTER.#WE ARE GOING TO DIEEEEE

Just saw the stupidest discourse ever so if the phone call goes badly I’ll be tearing these people alive defending a movie I don’t even want to watch ok? That’s my motivation

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