do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page
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do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

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Never been about me
The Thick of It (2005-2012) I 4.02 - New advisor
well, young lady, have you been good to your mother?
it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

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thinking about olaf and ernest’s relationship, to the extent that there is one. i see ernest as a character that wants to see VFD and the volunteers fail generally, but not participate in olaf’s purely self-serving schemes. and also i think he would have very little patience for someone like olaf, who is dramatic and cruel and odious just for the sake of it — and similarly i think olaf would feel kind of permanently suspicious of ernest’s loyalties and annoyed by his very cool, non-reactive demeanour. and then overlaying that with the possibility that ernest could be considered a more valuable, competent resource for the firestarting higher-ups than olaf is, considering that olaf seems to have been mostly decaying in his house achieving very little for many years, triggering his feelings of inadequacy. and then on top of that, the idea that ernest and kit might be dating (and even if other people don’t really believe that, i bet olaf would) and of course, that makes ernest even less trustworthy in his mind, and olaf has always had a sore point all his life about kit in general. i really like the idea of their dynamic being tense and challenging and working together, if they ever need to, being a generally awful experience for them both
nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
no one wants to let the tale seduce them anymore
consuming media like
sapphire and lilac
aw thank you! i really enjoy your blog too. and on the sapphire front…i sometimes think i would like to study me too (in a non-complimentary way)

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I miss nadja of antipaxos. you used to be able to turn the tv on once a week and see an insane greek woman ripping people apart and killing and biting and screaming
The ex-boyfriends collect them all
Jacques: beautiful eyes, great sense of humor. Belong to a weird cult, would always talk about the weird cult. And eventually you realized he wasn't your boyfriend at all he was just trying to get you to join his weird cult.
Jerome: aspiring musician, forgot your birthday. Was secretly several dozen weasels in a human disguise.
Olaf: Unemployed, slept on an air mattress, claimed he wasn't the rat king, but one night you followed him into the sewers and he sat down on a makeshift throne and a bunch of rats surrounded him and he definitely said "I am the rat king"
Fernald: never paid for anything, feared commitment. Said his favorite movie was the godfather but it was actually ice age three dawn of the dinosaurs.
steel and charcoal 🌼
thank you! same to you as well - I know you’re not so much around asoue these days, but your fics and other headcanon posts are some of my favourites still. i often think about your near dark au post in particular
Imagine if people watched Interview with the Vampire and it inspired them to think about how the past is in a very real way inaccessible to us and memory can be misleading even when you're not being dishonest and different people can have different experiences of the same event that feel emotionally true and are very real to the people who experienced them even if they contradict each other and often you will never be able to know what really happened and how this can make repairing damaged relationships difficult and threatening to a person's sense of self
Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

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steel! I love your fics :D!
aa thank you!! i’ve been trying to pick up some of my wips but struggling a little, so im going to try to use this as much needed motivation! (also, I love your asoue art)
Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.