Idk how to act normal

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

reblog to boop prev with your paw

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

People unironically look better with clothes on and I would stand by that even if I wasn't sex repulsed. The outfits you can put together hold so much potential and are so painfully aesthetically pleasing but a naked person? Boring. There's nothing to look at. It's just skin.

I’m with you, people look better clothed with teasing amounts of skin. Or with *implied* nudity in photo shoots or stuff like that.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering