Idk how to act normal

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

People unironically look better with clothes on and I would stand by that even if I wasn't sex repulsed. The outfits you can put together hold so much potential and are so painfully aesthetically pleasing but a naked person? Boring. There's nothing to look at. It's just skin.

I’m with you, people look better clothed with teasing amounts of skin. Or with *implied* nudity in photo shoots or stuff like that.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

Slime mold looking for more nutrients

Slime mold escaping London in 12 hours

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

WHEN do you ever feel that

the worms yearn for escape

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍