hello friend

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

As a man, your eyes should be slutty and sensual

That’s just someone’s goth cousin

Some of the deepest love you'll experience will simply look like consistency and consideration.

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born