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has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
the highest recorded wet bulb temperatures in the world occur in india, jsyk. in odisha, they’ve hit 34.6 degrees celsius. the human survivability limit is 35 degrees celsius but the body faces significant risks, potentially fatal risks, even at 30 degrees as it starts failing to cool itself, like i’m talking organ failure levels of risk. climate change isn’t coming to peak, it’s been in the global south where you can’t see it or feel it.
imagine temperatures that high and humidity as high as 75%—you make more heat than you can ever cool. your sweat cannot evaporate fast enough. you literally boil alive. heat deaths in india are underreported and they already hit the thousands. there is no plan, for a nation of almost 2 billion people. no plan. nothing.
Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.
im crying dude
Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.
To answer some common questions in the tags:
1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)
2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.
3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.
4.03, “The Wicked Day”

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m building a database.
Here's my addition.
(from the pallas cat "aggressively scuttles" vid)
Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans
So the solution is to ban prime ministers
Okay I’ve seen this mentioned a couple times but
If I’m not mistaken (tumblr historians fact-check me) Merlin was just given a shit ton of jobs he absolutely would not have to do in a properly functioning castle.
Like
Arthur’s laundry? Laundresses.
Mucking out stables? Tacking horses? Stable Master and Stable Boys.
Scrubbing floors? Housemaids/Maidservants.
Delivering messages? Pages.
Sharpening weapons? Squires and Blacksmiths.
Taking care of Arthur’s wardrobe? Chamberlain.
Not even to mention that as the literal Prince’s Personal Servant he had wayyyy more power in the staff hierarchy than I think he ever realized.
Arthur just looked at this poor farmer-boy peasant who had never even seen a castle before in his life and decided to give him the work of 6 different people, just to be petty, correctly assuming he wouldn’t know any better, then proceeded to keep that up for like 10 years.
Merlin: *slams open Arthur’s door*
Arthur: Merlin? You alright there?
Merlin: I’ve just had a lovely conversation with Elizabeth, the Laundress
Arthur: *with fear* …Okay?
Merlin: You know what she said to me?
Arthur: Do I want to know?
Merlin: She said “Oh Merlin, I just don’t know why you insist on doing all that extra work for Arthur!”
Arthur: *eyes widen*
Merlin: When were you going to tell me what The Prince’s Manservant actually does???
Arthur: Uh… You see…. But you’re just so good at it all!
Merlin: *eyes glowing* You should run.
Arthur: *standing up* I should run.

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Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men
Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees
I do love calling narrative beats unearned. Like I do not call things unearned unless it's uh. earned. but it's really the harshest criticism I have. Yeah this happened in canon, but the story failed to convince me it wasn't self-indulgent nonsense; hacky pandering; or a panic move because no one figured out how to get from point A to point B and just kind of pretended the work had been done but it hadn't. It feels like you're trying to gaslight me but crucially you're so so bad at it. I have judged you and your bad story Unworthy.
T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"
"Merlin & the Lake" on AO3 // a contrapuntal poem

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
The anti-corbyn smear campaign was so funny and insane