Cats and Stuff

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

remember in Paranormal Home Inspectors when brian had to be like “The Spirits say you have to get your carbon monoxide leak fixed” because that was the only way to stop people being to stupid to keep themselves alive? That.

No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.

Hey rest of the world, we know.

You know what I’m still annoyed with this because no, Netflix, you did not lose a single fucking penny. You did not lose money from people sharing their accounts, they did not physically take the money from you. Your profits did not go down, they just didn’t rise as much as you wanted them to, and you consider that a catastrophic loss of billions of dollars. Fuck off.

as much as i love my job, the minute i get rich, im quitting, buying a house and raising honeybees while opening a solarpunk cafe

I don’t know what solar punk is but I know I want to check out that cafe rhys

Ah, so OP wants to live in a Ghibli movie. Understandable.

UR GODDAMN RIGHT

Yup. 

yo FUCK that crap that stole the og crab’s shell smh i’ve never been so pissed at a fuckin crab but here we are. my homie waited in line all day for that fuckin shell and this asshole swoops in and STEALS IT

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

watches this instead of what’s on TV

Plato’s allegory of the cave

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

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