????

this feels the same as being rick-rolled

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

my dad’s best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she’s looking amazing

Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car.

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.