Orange Girl

Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro, and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

I’m most definitely allergic to Silky Dan, but, why the heck not.

Once some kind of fluffy seed floated towards me outside and when I caught it I noticed that some of its fluffs were bent all weird, so I straighten them out and let it go again, and I shit you not it floated around my head in a circle and then bumped into my cheek before floating off again. Fluffy seeds are DEF fairies and if you are kind to them they will bless you.

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

FUCK MAN

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

So much cats.

Money plus cats, what’s not to love?

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

The money will do what now

what’s the mood for february?

no mood we’re taking a break from feeling anything

Mari!!!!! @magpie-monarch Hurry before it’s too late!!!

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

@wicked-felina

Everyone on this post is gonna be sued by Anne Rice

Okay, but this is missing out on the glorious tags of the OP: #what kind of SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT would ever imagine Lestat#a man who crawled out of the swamps of new orleans because his ex wrote a book and was /getting more attention than him/#and then proceeded to become a GLAM ROCK DIVA and Slut For Fame™️#just so people wouldn’t forget who was Doing Better after the breakup#wouldn’t just absolutely snort a tub of glitter like so much expensive cocaine#lestat de lioncourt - ultimate nightmare toreador#cowards#have you met him even once

I love him

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

[makes a joyful SKREONK]

A good holiday Kaiju :D

Did said Kaiju eat Santa when there were no presents delivered? Or just the reindeer?

A friendly reminder that Godzilla loves Xmas parties and you should invite him.

He is a good party guest!

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

If you just leave your shopping carts around the parking lot like a fucking chimpanzee instead of putting it in the corral like a human being you are going to super hell and if that doesnt exist i will pirate enough millions of copies of the passion of the christ just so god will definitely send me to normal hell so i can construct the super hell just for you you goddamn animal

If you leave a mess in resturaunts that have trays and garbage cans, you’re in the same boat.

fucking absolutely