sapphic catholic

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IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

christmas hot take: religious christmas songs are mostly bangers it’s the secular tunes that suck

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

silver and gold can buy many blankets

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Not at 2 am in Bethlehem it can’t.

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