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rewatching tcw as a pervert who does not take the way obi-wan's flimsy jedi skirt keeps flowing up for granted

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"what is this BABY doing in space!???"
-Rocky, probably
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i’ve seen rots in theaters twice now and i cannot stop thinking about how the jedi order are stuck no matter what they do, not just in that movie but in a broad sense. if they don’t tie themselves to the republic, they have no resources to help people who need it. if they do tie themselves to the republic, then they’re limited to republic jurisdiction. if they went around on their own doing what they thought was right, then they’re arrogantly enforcing their will. if they stick to republic mandate, they become lapdogs who don’t care about everyday people. if they storm into the senate to try and take power away from the sith lord, they’re a bunch of warrior cultists trying to greedily take power. if they let it happen, they’re fascist enablers. they’re so arrogant, but also any jedi that doesn’t just do whatever they want and “follows the rules” is a senate bootlicker. if they fight in the war they’re hypocrites losing their way, but if they sit it out they’re a bunch of hypocrites (again) in their ivory tower while people suffer. do the jedi and the council make mistakes, sure! but also like- what are they supposed to do? there’s never an easy right answer to almost any situation they’re in, and they just have to do the best with what they’ve got
You know, I do continually find it odd how people on this site will associate kinks and sexuality they dont like with whiteness. Like there is absolutely stuff to unpack with how kink interfaces with race as a subset of how the socially constructed category of race influences everything but I dont think that's "no black person would ever like this kink" like I just don't think thats true
I dont think white people have unique claim to perversion. That doesnt make sense
It's a weird repressive fantasy that perversion is a unique "disease" of people who have too much time on their hands, to be unsatisfied with the simple things, which, of course, the oppressed classes of people are unilaterally content with, because in their ignominy they lack desire and their oppression is their emotional identity. Incredibly white exceptionalist take
"please don't go"
I don’t think Yoda x Palpatine is really a crackship. Two guys that canonically hate each other and interact frequently is like classic ship material.
You just think it’s a crackship bc they’re ugly. In reality it’s old man yaoi that you’re simply not enlightened enough to understand. Ignoring the problematic age gap.
"Want this, I should not."
Sidious cackled. "Because it is a perversion of your precious Light, my dear?"
Yoda harrumphed. "Because cradle robbing it is. Light and Dark, little to do with it have they."
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It's incredible how much Anakin fans truly do not want to grapple with the fact that Anakin is a VILLAIN. He is The Villain of the story. It's not actually Palpatine really. It's Anakin. Anakin is the main character, sure, but it's his choices that determine everyone else's fates and he chooses to be a villain. He chooses to make everyone else suffer when they don't have to. He chooses to make everyone else miserable with him because he's too much of a coward to do anything else. Palpatine didn't even EXIST in the first ever Star Wars film and barely exists in the other two in the original trilogy. The villain you spend a lot more time with is ANAKIN and then they wrote an entire trilogy about how he BECOMES the villain of the story.
But his fans never ever ever want to admit that he's the villain of the story. They just don't. And it makes having discussions with them about this story and this character near impossible because they interpret the story as being "about" someone else like Palpatine or the Jedi just so that Anakin can be that much less at fault for everything and that much less of a villain.
It's so tiring. Anakin is such a complicated complex fascinating character, but ONLY if you're willing to engage with him on the level he actually exists at which requires being willing to acknowledge that he is The Villain Of The Story.
Yes oh my gosh! I remember when Acolyte was coming out and everyone was like "Oh we've NEVER really gotten any Sith stories!" and I was over here like "We got an entire movie trilogy that was just The Origins of Darth Vader, like... I dunno what more you WANT here."
But also, "Why don't we have a Star Wars story about a Jedi going bad"????
Like... let's see how many stories of a Jedi going bad I can list OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD:
Anakin obviously
Dooku (he gets a book and those 3 episodes of Tales of the Jedi to explore this)
Barriss Offee (this is obviously barely explored in TCW, and it doesn't get much more in Tales from the Empire but I'm counting her)
Pong Krell (he is A Jedi who has gone bad even if we don't see it happen)
Acolyte (that's literally what the entire fucking thing is about and I don't remember what the stupid main character's name is so I'm just listing the show)
I know there's a dude in some comic that goes bad on a mission with Mace who is like relegated to some library dude and then apparently is revealed to have become an Inquisitor later on or some shit but I don't remember his name either
Reva Sevander (the story is more about how she comes BACK from having gone bad, but like... she is still v much a Jedi who went bad)
Trilla Suduri (once again there's not a TON of focus on her story since she isn't the main character, but she is A Jedi who went bad)
Grand Inquisitor (I don't know if his actual fall is in a comic somewhere or something, but once again he is A Jedi who has gone bad)
That other Jedi character Cal Kestis meets on Dathomir in Jedi: Fallen Order who's gone dark
That HR Jedi character Cal frees from stasis in Jedi: Survivor who's fallen and whose fall we see in his psychometry flashbacks across the entire show
Bode Akuna (basically just Anakin Lite)
Quinlan Vos (he's got AT MINIMUM two separate storylines I know of about him going dark)
Jacen Solo (I don't actually know if he was a Jedi, but I'm assuming he was)
You could even arguably include Kyle Ron if you truly wanted to here
Ok, I think I'll call it there, that's a pretty long list, and I'm guaranteed to have missed some still. I don't know how to tell this person that "Jedi going bad" is a pretty basic staple of Star Wars, in large part because Anakin's story is The Core of Star Wars, which means "Jedi goes bad" ends up feeling to many writers like The Most Star Wars Story to Ever Star Wars.
They pretty obviously were hoping for a story where the character would turn to the screen and say "I am going to turn evil now BECAUSE I am a Jedi. The inherently Bad culture and practices of being a Jedi have led to their natural conclusion, where I am ontologically evil because of the Bad twisted Jedi way, not because I am consumed by my own darkness"
Well, they got The Acolyte. And the way that the Ahsoka show handles Baylan and Anakin. And the Dooku episodes of Tales of the Jedi. And arguably the Kyle Ron/Jake Skywalker storyline in The Last Jedi. You might also be able to look at the Dagan Gera storyline in Jedi: Survivor. This kind of storyline is becoming VERY common since the Disney buy-out, so it's not like they're really lacking in that, either, anymore.
The Jedi aren't turned into full villains or anything, I don't think any official media would really go that far, but they ARE generally being criticized as elitist, arrogant, corrupt, inept, ineffective, and part of the reason for why characters like Anakin, Dooku, Dagan Gera, Baylan Skoll, and Osha/Asha (I have no idea if that's the name of the Acolyte characters but whatever) end up going dark. Characters like Anakin are absolved of their sins for having done the things they did "for love" while the Jedi are dismissed as failures who caused their own genocide and little else.
So if that's the story they want told, that already exists, too, more and more often than I would personally prefer. The only Disney media that DOESN'T really try to criticize the Jedi and emphasizes that they did everything right and were betrayed and that their loss was a TRAGEDY is the Obi-Wan Kenobi show. Even Rebels, for all that it usually was hitting those notes, still couldn't escape calling the Prequels Jedi arrogant once or twice. Jedi critical fans are literally getting everything, while those of us who are so so tired of the Jedi getting condemned in everything are getting next to nothing, so my sympathy for the more Jedi critical fans simply doesn't exist.
You know how in sex scenes there’s a series of close ups of body parts? Like erotic glimpses of the back or throat or hands etc? Yeah that but it’s the montage of Frankenstein building the Creature.
#Frankenstein making the Creature shot like a sex scene because it’s a sex scene#he’s doing this work over the course of a few months in this delirious passionate fervor#and yes it’s uncomfortable to frame dead body parts in this sexually objectifying way rather than clinically objectifying#that’s kind of the point. because we’re seeing what he’s seeing.#and he’s building a big beautiful man and focusing on all the beautiful parts#and then when those eyes awaken for the first time and he sees the whole of him that’s when Frankenstein has post nut clarity#of ooooohhhh maybe I shouldn’t have done this what the fuck did I do
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