Honey, you mean HUNKULES

I have absolutely no money. I am in an extreme amount of pain from a tooth infection and I don’t have any pain killers or soft food to eat. Please please PLEASE if you can spare ANY money for me to get things like Tylenol and like, ramen or apple sauce or pudding or ANYTHING. I need help. I can barely open my mouth my jaw hurts so bad. The left side of my face is on fire. I’m running a low fever. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN.

I haven’t been able to eat in a couple of days now. Please please PLEASE PLEASE HELP.

I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Customer: I'm a girl and i love mice

DMV: THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT IT TOOK ONE SINGLE WORD TO TURN IT HORNY. COULDA BEEN A NORMAL CUTE LICENSE PLATE. COULDA TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD & CONJURED A DELIGHTFUL IMAGE OF A MOUSE DRIVING A LITTLE CAR. BUT YOU HAD TO SAY "MOUSEGIRL" AND NOT "MOUSE." DON'T PRETEND THIS ISN'T WHAT'S GOING ON EITHER I KNOW THE SCORE I KNOW WHAT'S UP. I'M FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF SEMANTIC TRICK. YOU WANT TO FUCK DOWN ON AN ANIME GIRL WITH CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS OF A RODENT AND EVERYONE'S GOTTA KNOW.