ya know I got my nose in the soup

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

I love how Yashiro’s just a fish for no reason, it’s just entirely irrelevant to everything that’s going on and is barely acknowledged

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the House

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the House