Hi I'm Fishy

you want me to fall in love? the thing that uprooted hannibal lecter's entire life???

sometimes my mouth does accents that are Not Mine without my permission. i was talking to my brother and over the span of about a minute i became gradually more russian and when i tried to correct it i went southern for a sec before i managed to make it back to my regular accent. i have no idea why that happened

i bet the brand duck tape named themselves that so that anyone who thought duct tape was called duck tape would find them when they went searching

experiencing a tragic lack of ice cream rn

made the extremely questionable decision of balancing a large bowl of soup on my knee and eating it while watching a horror game playthrough which obviously could have gone predictably horribly wrong BUT shockingly i did not spill soup at all

ya know lwz really is insufferable but also tragically just he right amount of charming and likeable as well so it just results in you (me) being aggravatingly enamored with him and kinda pissed off about it

i just want to go back to sleep