Hi I'm Fishy

its 2am i dont need to watch riverdance right now

so i did it anyways and now its 4am. oops.

this is one hell of a fuckin meep morp

@bunjywunjy what is this?

Wild. I was so sure that someone had made a worm-on-a-string out of gelatin, but nope! Real animal. Bonkers. Add it to the list of Weird Things Under The Sea.

@plaguedocboi look at this shit

Yesss the gelatinous weevil!!!! Borzoi larvae!!! Apparently they have pretty advanced eyes and are known to be curious of divers and follow them around

his name is Snorbert

I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

He lived for one nanosecond

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

What

They're gay, Tumblr user asteroidtroglodyte.

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable