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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.
i will NEVER understand why bryke thought that quasi-face stealer amnesia plotline in the search comic was a good idea. never till the day i die.
because here’s the thing. i’ve harped before on how fucking dumb it is to take the character whose central line in the og show was “no matter how things may seem to change, never forget who you are” and have them immediately afterwards 1. actually somehow just not leave the country they were banished from, and 2. deliberately and knowingly choose to have their own memories wiped. like ???????!!?
and yeah, that then leaves the question, when it’s revealed in late s3 that she was banished and is possibly still alive: why didn’t she ever come back for her kids? why didn’t she at least seek out zuko, who was also banished and therefore at least theoretically accessible to her? why didn’t she try to intervene when she presumably learned about the agni kai and her son’s disfigurement? and if she never learned of it, how could that be without her either deliberately forgetting she had kids or choosing to actively ignore any opportunity to get information about them?
and my friends, this is where the silliest part of the whole kerfuffle is. because there was ALREADY a built-in, solid, well-explored piece of worldbuilding that could very easily have answered all of those questions in a way that wouldn’t fundamentally violate the basic foundations of her character’s nature. that piece of worldbuilding? the city of ba sing se.
As a writer, this solves so many of your problems. If Ursa ends up in ba sing se (which there’s decent reason for her to do, given that it’s entirely reasonable that she’d be worried about ozai changing his mind and deciding he needs to tie up loose ends, and that the city just repelled iroh, making it about the most secure location she could get) then once she makes it inside the walls she discovers there is no war in ba sing se. suddenly, trying to get information about anything to do with the fire nation, let alone the royal family, becomes extremely difficult and dangerous. she has a plausible reason not to know, or have very little and extremely delayed awareness of what’s happening to her children.
also, the city is fucking massive and packed to the brim with refugees. even with zuko and iroh getting all about the lower and upper ring, it’s completely plausible for her to have even still been there without amnesia and just. never happened to cross paths. big cities are like that. you could see a million people in a day that you’ll never see again and they’ll only be a tiny fraction of all the people there that you’ll never catch a glimpse of. plus, once you’re lucky enough to get in as a refugee, it’s probably not so easy to leave again, especially if you want to have a chance of being able to come back.
if you really want the amnesia plot, the dai li/joo dee worldbuilding is already set up there too! all you have to do is have ursa keep trying to find out about her kids, maybe even discover zuko’s banishment and try to either reach out or leave the city in response, and have the dai li catch her in a sting to crack down on citizens promoting awareness of the war.
badabing, badaboom, ursa gets joo dee’d and now you have an amnesia plotline without ursa deliberately abandoning even the memory of her kids.
Another thing that really bothered me was a take of Ursa being a commoner that Ozai plucked up against her will and had his way. Which I know it's done to stress how evil the royal family is, but I always thought it was far more interesting of a young Ursa who desired to be a reagent. Who pursued for that power just as much as any other noble woman did, who was just as ambitious and bold as a true Fire Princess should be. And potentially prove that her family had loyalty to the Royal Family if there was suspicion of them through their familial ties with Roku. It even could've been a means to save her family or improve their livelihood amonst the FN nobility.
I also thought it was far more tragic to work off what Zuko said, that they were a happy family once, but Ozai had a bigger love for power than family.
I know as a kid he could've not realized how things actually were, but it just hits me harder to think that they were a happy once, and from Ozai's lust of power, his family fell apart, it broke, it grew weak and divided. Conflicting.
And it just added to the lesson of pursuing absolute power is a loss of love, a collapse of your house, a weakness in your foundation.
How the higher you climb, the farther you are from the roots that held you up and together, and it makes the fall far more devastating.
His want of power over family, he sent away the wife he once loved.
Turned an older brother against him to plot in secret.
Banished the son that would help lead to his defeat.
Broke his most loyal and effective daughter and soldier as he left her behind.
And all it left him was being alone and overconfident. No one to come to his aide as he faced the wrath and mercy of the Avatar.
It also begs the question of why she didn’t just take Zuko with her.
Fanfiction after fanfiction and theories upon theories of what happened to Ursa—locked in a prison cell on the Boiling Isles. Exiled. Trapped in Ba Sing Se. Left imprisoned on an abandoned island. Even that she just died somehow. All of them INFINITELY better than what they decided to go with because they at least gave the woman who sacrificed herself to save her son the credit that she would have at least TRIED to get back to him if she could!
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you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me
some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.
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Specifically nonBlack folks gotta give me a 5 page essay on what exactly makes Jett Fillmore butch, along with an additional 5 page essay on the history of the stud label. No less than a thousand words each paper. State your sources. Don’t even try using ChatGPT, that shit can’t tell you anything regarding Black people that isn’t hate speech
Jett Fillmore is butch because she was not given massive boobs a tiny waist wide as fuck hips small nose human shaped head with eurasian features big eyelashes and white voice actor all of which I associate with femininity for some non-racist reasons I feel really uncomfortable with you bringing up rn and um stud is when a black woman is basically man but not really so more of a third-sexed thing I think and if you challenge me on this you're the real racist I'm pretty sure, and also stupid for not agreeing with me without question. I'm an authority on this you know, I watched blackish and abbot elementary.
dear user who is the exact type of person I was making fun of in this post,
putting aside the fact that this ask is misogynist dogshit (the implication that that Filmore was designed to be muscular for the purpose of displaying a """"masculine"""" presentation rather than to illustrate that her character is a professional athlete is a concept completely divorced from reality and exists only in your sexist [not to mention transphobic, but I digress!] notions of gender presentation). it seems the main issue here is that your conception of dimorphism in animals is practically akin to this:
so for the sake of education, here is what a female panther looks like:
if you want to learn what other animals look like in the future, I recommend the following reading
Yall really be out here thinking this is what actual sexual dimorphism in nature be looking like
Also anon, regardless of your idea of what a “female body” looks like, that has nothing to do with presenting yourself as butch, which was also the point I was making.
Cuz y’all be doing stuff like this
Which luckily someone else made better art of this big cat in piercings, WHILE keeping her actual natural features(which I didn’t think we need to say about animals), but I can’t find that right now
Automatic F, you’re getting kicked out of this school
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hi so just under six years ago you wrote a fic where Mark Watney turns into a cat on the flight back from Mars and it's just a normal thing that all humans go through. I was planning on writing a KPDH fic with that same premise (although more plot [and angst. it's Rumi, after all] than yours) but realized that I should probably ask you first lol (plus your post abt this says to ask you about stuff like this)
so: can I?
hey there!! thanks for this ask!!
im totally a-okay with you using the "humans turn into cats at some point and it's totally normal" premise, go wild!
this is not required by any means, but it would be nice if you could link the mark catney fic somewhere in your author's notes as insp for the premise. again, not required, but it'd be nice hehe
i wish you all the best in cat-ifying rumi!! <3
it was Dec. 31st, 2019. time is weird like that ngl
and of course I'll link it! I was never planning on not linking it lol, not giving credit for stuff like that is. weird to me. it's very much not my idea (nor the first KPDH fic where someone turns into a cat, although Wet Cat Celine is very different from this), so why would I not credit you?
HEY WAIT. @actualbird in the authors notes on that fic you say "every human on earth turns into a cat". now, correct me if I'm wrong but Mars, and, by extension, the Hermes, are very much not Earth, right? /silly
NOW HOLD ON. IN ALL THE 6 YEARS OF THIS FIC ONLY U HAVE BROUGHT THIS UP, EVEN I DIDNT NOTICE THIS KDSBFLJS
i definitely shouldve changed my wording HAHAHAHA
the switch two direct made me realize Sanders Sides and Silksong have been in an indirect competition for the longest stretches of least communication and most delays. So place your bets everyone. What will come first, SaSi Season Finale or Silksong
My bets are on Silksong