great reasons for accusing students of using AI:
you're racist and think there's no way racialized students could write an essay this good
you need to decrease your class average because it's the end of the semester and you haven't met your target average
one of your TAs gave out too many As and you don't want to regrade anything
you haven't redesigned your course in years and students have gotten advice on how to write their essay from past students
you're pissed off at a student with disability accommodations for making you do extra work
you want to feel powerful
you got into a fight with your wife
you want to bond with other professors over how lazy kids are these days and swap juicy stories about students crying in your office
you want social media clout












