Fuck it. Horny

starting my sex tape with a land acknowledgment

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

“good girl” said (in a shaky terrified voice) by someone who is CLEARLY not the dominant one in the situation

it’s always really hot to put humans in an environment humans just aren’t very good at and put them with a monster that is very good at that environment

“I need to be shot” as a humorous hyperbolic description of horniness but not in the “omg i’m so lustful I deserve to be put down” way more in the “rabid shambling animal dispatched of for the safety of the community” way

PENCIL?!?

girls are growing hollow fangs and venom glands

girls are learning how to unhinge their jaws

girls are hissing at me

i dont think these are girls ❓

my "blood arouses me a normal and not at all perverted amount" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions at the blood donor center that are already answered by the t-shirt

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

what if I chirped and chittered and nuzzled you. what then

"oh but she stabbed me!" okay? be grateful? beg for more? what are you doing screaming your lungs out?

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.