C O N T R O L

as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

demon

“See you in hell.”

“I have a bit of beef with angels.”

“I’m only a little bit of a sadist.”

“Ooh, I can’t wait ‘til your soul is mine.”

“That’s not really how a contract works.”

“Do the right thing and just hail Satan.”

“Hey, kid. [opens trenchcoat] Wanna sell your soul?”

“I don’t know why people hate Satan so much. He’s pretty cool.” / “Oh yeah, Satan is the worst boss. Don’t tell him I said that.”

“Are my horns showing?”

“Hell is hot but so is Miami/L.A./etc.”

demigod

“And you thought you had daddy/mommy/parent issues.”

“This weapon is supposed to be holy.”

“I’m literally half god. How am I supposed to not be cocky?” / “You’re not cocky, but you’re a dick.”

“My family feuds have bigger consequences.”

“I thought that monster was supposed to be dead…”

“The difference between my parents and yours is that if I do something wrong, mine will send down a natural disaster.”

“[petting Hades’ dog] What? His name is Spot.”

“I’m just saying, Hercules/Achilles/etc. was a dumbass.”

“Kinda wish I was atheist sometimes.”

“It’s not MY fault all these monsters want to kill me.”

misc.

“You don’t know what I can do with these powers.”

“What? That? It wasn’t me.”

“I wish I could ‘come out’ as nonhuman but I don’t think that would end well.”

“So apparently I was ‘Chosen’ or something.”

“I’m not like other girls/guys/people. Because I could literally murder you.”

“[scoff] Mortals.”

“I have no idea what I’m doing. Even though I have been alive for a thousand years/have immense powers/read minds/etc.”

“Sometimes I wish I was normal.” / “Don’t be so Hot Topic.”

“Do you mind keeping…all this…a secret?”