Cringe Culture Is Dead

gonna let toyota post

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Did My Cat Just Call Me A Faggot

I wish we lived in a beautiful world where people did not use things for evil because I wish I could send gifts to people without knowing their address or asking them to doxx themselves. because like. for example sometimes i will be like oh that's a cute guinea pig plushie I wish I could send it to my guinea pig mutual who I've never spoken to or interacted with because I think they'd like it. but I can't do that without being like, hi, I'm a stranger on the internet you've never spoken to, tell me your home address, I want to mail you an object. I just want to be able to hand a box to the post office worker and be like, hello, this is for guineapigmutual, and they will nod and say yep we know exactly who that is and they will take it and mail it and I don't need to ever know the actual address or name or anything. unfortunately things cannot work like this but I can dream

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

everyone who says that anakin’s fall in that movie was too sudden has never been so angry at an Elon dickrider trying to cut in front of you at a traffic standstill while a droning, pleasant British voice tells you that murder is okay and necessary. I’m sorry guys but I would have folded too

Gripe: Too many things are called ARGs. There have to be players for something to be a game. Reading a sequential series of text entries all in one place that tell a story some guy wrote with zero audience participation is not a game. That's a short story. It being on twitter instead of in a book doesn't make it not a short story.

Love using “historically” to refer to random inconsequential things in my life. Yeah so historically I don’t eat shellfish but

Talking about racism always summons at least one white person who feels the need to be like "I was racist once" like ok man. Thanks

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

Sex was invented by big trojan to sell more condoms

And here I thought big Trojan was just a wooden horse

Exactly. No one expects the big wooden horse to be full of condoms. That's how they get you.

Get me to what?

Sex, obviously.

terfs have gotten crazy good at framing discrimination through the language of consent. systemic discrimination is not "boundaries"

the emotional labor of being asked not to discriminate against one of the most vulnerable groups of women

one of the worst parts of entering an established fandom is reading through the tags and realising with a dawning horror that fans have collectively decided to give one of the characters a horrible, non-canonical, cutesy nickname

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.