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jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

good morning. something needs to change

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

what they don’t tell you about your 20s is i want a goddamn cigarette.

You’ll meet the love of your life in the smoking area

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

god please take away my ability to feel emotion and also may i have a big booty bitch and also can i have a cigarette and also a cold ginger ale and also maybe even another cigarette ok amen

dj pit kink wants to see u put your hands in the air