perfectly at home with this dread!

Senpai is done furtherthing their education. Senpai is fucking unemployed.

Can I come over and be really disappointing

i refuse to get into the awesome digital circus no hate but it's none of my busincess

did they actually make that fucking rabbit transsexual

scientists are saying the only use case for the "internet" is to play princesses online

a "like" on a post is like a little kiss on the cheek

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”