your guess is as good as mine

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

That is wild. I love it.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

i don't even care about the gender part of it he could be a trans man or could have some sort of genderweird lesbian situation hell she could be cis even. it's not about the identity it's about the steroids. toph would fucking love steroids she was a pro wrestler who lost her mind when they cast her as an extremely buff dude in ember island players. imagine if on top of how awful her feet already are she could grow hair on her toes. and she would LOVE having a shitty tboy personality too. 22 year old toph beifong does nothing all day but jerk off smoke weed in basketball shorts and play marvel rivals

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies