sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man