The Library of Babel

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

as brutus said, tase him again

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

SPITE

Legends only

white people are so terrified of the idea that they'll have to pay for what they did because they think that people they've oppressed are as savage as they were.

and hell ! still are! they think black people will put them into slavery... they think natives will take away their culture. they think asians will subjugate them to fetishization and demonization simultaneously like it's so obvious

the feeling of learning is legitimately so cool. there’s a little whoa sound effect that plays in your brain whenever you read a sentence that expands reality for you a tiny bit

physically i’m here but mentally i’m a member of the strawberry cult in hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights

This is the future Jehovah Witnesses want

Meet me in the egg

nothing feels as good as starting to read again when you haven’t held a book in your hand for such a long time and now the setting sun is in your room and there’s paper under your fingers and you feel so good about letting the words float into you again

I just realised Ph.D should stand for Preferred Hill to Die on.

CORRECT

I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome

this explains some things

like carpal tunnel