Forever Your Sir

I’ll melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Don’t let my beard get in the way. So what if it has some gray in it? Gray means wisdom.

I’ll buy you a collar for you to proudly wear in public so everyone knows you’re mine.

I’ll educate you on everything you’ve ever wanted to know, and then I’ll quiz you on it afterwards. Correct answers receive good prizes.

My blood is so sweet even the mosquitoes love me.

Don’t ever degrade yourself for the benefit of someone else. You are better than that and they aren’t worth it.

If you find me liking all of your posts, it means I am into you and can’t get enough of your posts.

Respect is earned, not given. Just like calling me “daddy.” That title must be earned.

Baby I will wait for you.

Anywhere you go, I’ll follow you.

It’s easy to talk you through it when I know every step with intricate detail.

Let’s go on a trip, far, far away. Leave the world behind us and let it be just the two of us.

I can give you all the answers you’re looking for. I’m a man with a vast wealth of knowledge.

Enjoy the freedom of summertime, the warm air, gentle breeze. Most of all, enjoy it with someone whom you adore.

I’m that man you’ve always dreamt about, here in reality.