oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy
oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince’s room because he is in love with him
Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night
Oh to be the prince’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending
oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince’s personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23
oh to be a serf in a loosely organized peasant revolt spurred by taxation and increasing discontent under the crushing weight of feudalism that escalates into a full on uprising in which the entire royal family is brutally executed and then you also die of dysentery
oh to be the prince’s sister who somehow escaped the execution and is now attempting to court a cute peasant girl from the nearby village
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