Chosen One #10,284,710,875,291

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

Could mean good things!

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts