Chosen One #10,284,710,875,291

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

release your inhibitions feels the posts on your screen

You have to be anti-war to care about climate change, and you have to hate the USA to be anti-war.

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

now that we’re alone, do you want to touch jaronas?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon