If I Liked Your Post No I Didn’t.

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

its becomming a trowel

fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

marvel fans: hey before you watch the worst movie of your life make sure you also watch these other 8 awful marvel movies to fully understand it

DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

Has no one heard “Fuck Kevin Durant” by Lil B?

The picture in the background of the second one

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

Always reblogging this.