That's just what spring is like in the midwest

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That's just what spring is like in the midwest

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Ever think we have too much time on our hands?
Idk I stopped wearing watches that work
Did their batteries leak?
We are evolving in ways the puritans could never have imagined.
The Dom should be praised too
Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.
This applies doubly, x10 tbh, to transfemme doms. You NEED to be nice to her, you NEED to let her know she is doing a good job. That transfemme dom might have a lot of issues with her self worth, she may have been used up and left a discarded husk so many times.
Sorry but I got sick of scrolling through the notes on this on desktop and seeing all the red usernames marked by shinigami eyes reblogging this.
I'm a transfemme dom and I'm proud of it. Take care of us. Love us.
And then no one reblogged this version
Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite
☝️Probrlem
Whats the problem
how;get down
...question?
You're a helpdesk for "Adventech", a company specializing in managing training dungeons, gear inspection & repair, bounties, etc. And today you're receiving some calls

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Elections scare fascists. #DefendDemocracy
Having spent enough time on the wingnut blogosphere, I cannot possibly overemphasize how much these people don't think anyone else should be allowed to vote. No, of course they don't believe there was fraud in California's voting. Or more precisely, to them, the voting was the fraud.
A topic that would come up, not exactly often, but regularly enough to be noticeable, was "who is it we should be restricting from voting?" Popular responses included: dual citizens; citizens who live abroad; citizens who were born to immigrant parents; citizens who didn't pay income taxes; citizens who hadn't served in the military; Muslims; and, of course, women.
Two little things that made this even more interesting. One, it was never the actual bloggers who prompted it. I never saw a post titled "How To Improve Our Electorate By Restricting Voting." It always arose spontaneously in the comments section. Two, I never saw anybody push back. Not once did a commenter say "guys, is it really okay to stop people from voting because we don't agree with their politics?" It was always completely explicit: we have to do this because those demographics vote Democrat.
Which says so much about how utterly mainstream and widely accepted this position is in red states.
All those catchphrases like "we're a republic not a democracy" and "we're just trying to stop voter fraud?" They're literally just trolling you. They know perfectly well that the people they're targeting are entitled to vote. They just don't want them to. Adopting universal suffrage and the idea that a government should derive its power from the consent of the governed, to conservatives, was a hate crime against them.
“Omar Abdulkadir Artan, Africa’s 2025 referee of the year, was turned away at Miami International Airport on Saturday due to unspecified vetting concerns despite carrying valid documents and a diplomatic passport. He would have been the first Somali referee at a men’s FIFA World Cup, but FIFA confirmed Monday he’s been removed from the tournament’s 52-referee roster.”
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Ground News - Somali Referee Denied US Entry Before World Cup
He carries a DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT.
Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck everything about this.
But, more than anything else, fuck the people who voted for this.
my boyfriend made this meme and said i can put it here so i did
AAA game marketing and the actual product.

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
[Video description: a tiktok titled "Struggles of NYC Pizza Shops," with the same person playing three employees.
Employee: Hey boss, can I ask you a question real quick?
Boss: I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to take the orders and deliver the pizza.
Employee: That's the thing, I got this weird order just now, from these four guys with long Italian names. They wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and I quote 'the weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine.' But the address they gave me was a manhole cover.
Boss: Just a random manhole cover?
Employee: No, no, a specific one.
Boss: Oh, okay. What's the problem, then?
Employee: It's just that a few minutes later, I got another order from guys with, I'm pretty sure, just the same long Italian names but shortened, and they also wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and-
Boss: -the weirdest combination of things you could possibly imagine.
Employee: Exactly. But the address this time was the building next to the manhole cover.
Boss: That's quite a coincidence.
Employee: Is it? Cause on both calls there was a lot of chit-chat in the background, and I think that one of the guys was worried that we wouldn't deliver to a manhole cover.
Boss: That's ridiculous. We're a pizza shop in New York, of course we deliver to manhole covers.
Employee: Do you think I should bring both orders, or bank on it being the same one?
Employee 2 (E2): Hey, are you guys talking about the manhole boys on 35th?
E1: That's the one!
E2: Okay. What you're gonna want to do is bring both orders to that general area, and some guys in trench coats will take it off your hands.
Boss: Please don't give our pizzas to just random people in trench coats.
E2: Nah, it's them. Trust me, I know these guys.
Boss: You do? What's their deal?
E2: Eh, it's complicated.
Boss: Sum it up in four words.
End video description]
@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter your throne is being challenged
Okay 1) don't for a second think that I don't want my throne to be challenged, I want this meme to spread, and 2) the fact that this person HAND-LETTERED that shit in what appears to be MS Paint is fucking admirable. @somethingusefulfromflorida mad props but also in case you didn't know there's a generator for that.
A portion of my life is situated between a husband and wife whom own a restaurant and they are trying to get me to say which one’s cooking is better.
It’s been years. I can tell whom is in the kitchen blindly by taste at this point.
…I…
Oh god
Oh my god
This isn’t a competition, not really
They figured out a way to get me to come eat here regularly
Oh my god
Morning Glory Pendant-Brooch
Marcus & Co., American
1900’s
The petals and leaves applied with various colors of plique-à-jour enamel, the branches applied with translucent green enamel.
Art Nouveau
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
I missed BOTH of them.
don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight
im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24
so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable
oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day
missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year
oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day
Palindrome WEEK. Bask in the palindromyness. We have a few more coming up this month:
5/21/25
5/22/25
5/23/25
5/24/25
5/25/25
5/26/25
5/27/25
5/28/25
5/29/25
This lineup won't happen again until June 2026. Then July 2027. Then August 2028. Then September 2029.
Reblogging earlier for anyone else new who may have missed scheduling this in previous years.
Publicity still from Labyrinth, 1986

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I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.
Calvin's parents really have no respect for their son's creativity.
Calvin’s an artist, darn it!
if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.
this one took off quickly - are you guys ok
WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.
Reblog if you have met the librarian