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open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

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what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

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Wait until God comes down to claim IP over all of creation and you artists are gonna be fuuuucked for taking inspiration from the world

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wow this literally exactly 100% happens in Homestuck except there it's different and not the same thing but it kind of made me think of Homestuck so now your notes are full of 30 year olds talking about the most obnoxious thing ever

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I don’t miss them. I miss who I was when they were around

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Saw a video on TikTok where someone mentioned a “mermaid hole” and I think that’s called a cloaca actually

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i have an amazing digital uncle (???)

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the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

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hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

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happy pride month to ryland grace the aroace of all time

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“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

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I’m kind of a pointless person with no reason to be

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