sternschnuppe

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

maybe this would cure me

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians