A Bunch Of Silly Shit I Vaguely Recall

"I'm a security guard and I am tasked with doing rounds of mechanical rooms. I've been asked to look at these specific water pressure dials and examine whether the hands are stable and to inform the administration of the building if they are not. I noticed that two of the hands are underneath the metal pin on which they should rest if they were at zero. I'm very ignorant in plumbing, but is it supposed to be like this? Why is it like that? Doesn't it make the hand impossible to rise above 0 since it's blocked by that pin?"

kingchefyaoi calling in the cavalry to save viewership.

different tweet but just as important

the secret lives of real birbs!

Saying this to the guy who's girlfriend I'm fucking

welcome to my twiisted factory......

long exposure picture of a plane taking off

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

formula 1 mecha pilots