ROAD TO THE FUTURE

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

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(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

This is even funnier when you look into the history of waste management in New York and learn that it used to have feral hogs that ate garbage in the streets. Also New York implemented the first municipal waste system in the country specifically to figure out the whole hog and diseases situation once upon a time.

buggirls will be the next big thing. all of the girls on here will be posting about touching mandibles with another girl

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

[pointing at myself in the mirror] lock the fuck in we can not afford to be five years old right now

get your head in the FUCKING game

abwehhhh