TWO BEASTS IN A TRENCH COAT

I can't stop thinking about an alternate reality where ponyplay got more tumblr popular than puppyplay and I could see a million goofy ass posts by people who have never had sex roleplaying domming a horse

how i make my money is no concern of yours

when terrestrial creatures feud they have ground beef

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Little freaks

i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

creaking bone witch Wednesday is next Wednesday yall get your creaking bone witches ready less than a week to go till creaking bone witches Wednesday who’s excited yeah who’s a good little creaking bone witch *pets something you can’t see* *it creaks bonefully

computer. replicator replicating a replicator. recursive. disable all known and unknown safety protocols.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

It is also rude for you to receive correspondence or documents from me and have your chatbot of choice determine what to do with them without them ever being examined by a person, whether the chatbot also writes a response for you or not.