Bitsow

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

wuhoh

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

Yall've deconstructed enough. Start constructing again.

“The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.” - G.K. Chesterton

it's crazy how much the field of computing has been able to do with just semiconductors. imagine what would happen if they managed to get full conductors working. twice as much!

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

gosh i love subways. more methods of transportation should involve being enveloped by the earth

the sickness at the heart of the modern world is that when we need to get to the other side of the planet we go the long way around on planes instead of dropping some sort of capsule down a tunnel that cuts through the earth's core

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home