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How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

pelota + arco = gol

concepto dificil para muchos jugadores

havent talked to friend in a while and dont know how to start up a conversation? consider succumbing to the darkness in your heart and becoming a tragic miniboss for them to fight with the power of friendship. works every time.

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

dios

Idk r€str1cr1n, having €d for me is like a silly little game, is like doing something illegal, having all these little secrets is so fun and addicting to me

honestly my ed has made me feel so much better than i ever have these past few years. the excitement i feel when i see that number on the scale lower than the last time i was on it cannot beat anything. i love losing weight. i don’t think i’ll ever “recover” from this, because what i’m supposed to “recover” from has made me the happiest i ever was.

not 4norex!c, not recovered, but a secret third thing where i go through episodes of actively trying to be as underwe!ght as possible after periods of prolonged stress

What I do is invite them over for dinner and it turns out the evening's entertainment is watching my clone and their clone fuck, while we sit on the couch and sip wine.

slavoj žižek

Hi I'm gonna block you now just to make sure you never explain what the fuck you meant by that because I do not want to know!

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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