teraphobia

Currently soft launching my disappearance

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

squeak only when squoken to

i'm so sorry i squoke out of turn of course i believe in freedom of squeech

Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

tantas apariciones en público uno pensaría que alguien ya debería haberle volado la frente de un escopetazo