Adventure! To Avoid Reality

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

i have heard 2 Doechii songs but she is undoubtedly incredible. Nothing but respect at this point. Her NPR tiny desk concert was beautifullllllll but this is a whole nother level of siiiick

2016? PSSHHHHH

God remember when we thought 2016 was the worst year….

2020 is a direct result of what happened in 2016. A lot of us saw something like this coming as we saw that year unfold. Yes, 2016 was a terrible year. It was, in fact, the worst. Because actions taken that year led us to where we are now. This year wasn’t inevitable. Neither was 2016. Almost all of the problems we’re facing right now are man made. Stop looking back fondly on the frying pan and focus on getting out of the fire.

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

hallelujah, here i go again

“So you’re from the future” “The year 2016″ “So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!” “Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”

I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now

People in Naruto swapping eyes and body parts like its Build-A-Bitch™

Me to my friend who is having a breakdown