The Almighty Me

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

If you ever thought for a damn second about giving this website money because they add little pride flag decals I'm gonna need you to put that paper into a trans woman's Bank account ok thnx

Understand that it's not just annoying or cringe to have tumblr merch. If you're buying shit from their merch store, you're putting money in the pockets of people who have contributed to the mass harassment and deplatforming of trans women and people of color for a decade or more.