Forever bitter about Anakin fucking Skywalker

I gasped so loudly

It doesn't matter if that fic has been in your drafts for years and is now self-indulgent to the point of parody. If Steven Moffatt is allowed to do it professionally, you are allowed to do it for fun.

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character