#whouffle

I have cracked the code. I can explain the Doctor’s relationships in terms like he’s human.

First off- Rose.

Rose was the love of his life. She was it for him. She gave him everything, healed him, taught him to live again. So when he lost her- was for all intents and purposes was widowed… He went a bit nuts.

Which brings us to- River.

River was a friend. Then she was his wife? But… not like a planned and wanted wife (a marriage just to make a fixed point then the timeline was aborted).

So she was kinda like a friend he got drunk and married in Vegas.

Then there was- Clara.

Clara is the woman he’d marry who came into the relationship knowing she’d never be Rose and that her husband would likely be buried next to the first wife, but she loved him anyway.

Slightly unhealthy relationship but they match each other’s freak.

I won’t get into this spiral any further. But I’m right and I should say it.

Thanks for coming to my TARDIS talk.