be gay do crime

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

No ship is ever gonna do it like dousy. They meet when she breaks into area 51 (she's part alien) to break out her adoptive robot father and best friend after he arrested them for stealing his ex's identity to stop a bunch of time travelling robot aliens. He follows her through time and space after knowing her for a matter of days. They have two first kisses and one of them is in a time loop. She tells him they're in a time loop and he takes her word for it and promptly dies for her. They started out as the crackiest crack ship possible and somehow have the most perfect foreshadowing way back in season one. Seriously who else is gonna do it like them ever

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

You guys go ahead, i'm gonna stare at the moon.