TheEpicSaga

I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.

Not to mention he actually yknow has a personality and isn’t suffering from silent protagonist syndrome

He’s fucking DRENCHED in personality!

LOOK AT HIM GO!

He's also got a bigger dick according to matpat

AND HE’S GOT A BIGGER DICK ACCORDING TO MATPAT!

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

this fucks me up every single time

This is so fucking important and I think it’s something I needed right now

it looks like she dressed herself and had fun with it as opposed to it being painfully obvious a man dressed her

6) The camera is centered on her face not her chest.

• Her shirt no longer literally labels her a man’s property.

What movie is this please???

This film is so underrated! I love it so much.

For context, Keanu lost his friend River Phoenix in 93, his baby in 2000 and the grief ended his relationship, his ex died a year later in a car crash and his sister has been battling leukemia half her life. Colbert lost two brothers in a plane crash. This wasn’t a joke about immortality by Colbert, he knows better.

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

I always liked how this scene set up the Joker as someone who’d fooled a lot of people with his lies. Harley doesn’t fall for the Joker’s “tragic upbringing” routine because she’s stupid or lovestruck, she falls for it because he’s an expert manipulator who tailors his stories to whoever he’s talking to.

At this point “being a sjw” just means “liking things”

Those damn SJWS and their *looks at hand* “Geese”

HONK HONK AM SJW

There is an unwritten rule of the universe: only JK Simmons can play JJ